Deep in the heart of the Bizarro Dimension, our team of expert bike designers have cracked the code to harnessing the power of quantum mechanics to create the most absurd, most fantastical, most utterly useless yet somehow mesmerizing bicycles you'll ever lay eyes on!
Behold, our flagship model: the Quantum Mechanic 9000!
Quantum Mechanics in Action
Our bikes don't just defy the laws of physics, they warp the fabric of reality itself! Okay, maybe not really, but they do have really cool flashing lights!
Watch as our Quantum Mechanic 9000 demonstrates its mastery of quantum entanglement, teleporting you from point A to point B in the most unpredictable way possible!