Technical Specifications:
Wheel diameter: 27.5 inches of pure unadulterated steel
Hub: A behemoth of a hub, made from solid titanium, because we hate your puny bearings
Tire size: 1.5x larger than your average bike tire, because who needs to fit on a normal road?
Weight: 5kg, because we're not counting the rider, are we?
Colors: Steel grey, Steel black, Steel red (just kidding, that's just regular red)
Warranty: 1-year, because we're not made of money, or steel, or any of that