html Bizarro Bikes: Wheel of Steel Specs

STEAM PUMPS FOR DUMMIES

Welcome to the most basic, yet bewildering bicycle wheel specs page in all the land. Here's the rundown:

Wheel Diameter: 26 inches. Because who needs to fit a water bottle in there, right?

Tire Width: As wide as a manure-filled barn door. Perfect for those extra- extra-wide tires.

Hub Type: The infamous "I-Just-Got-Tired-Of-Turning-The-Wrench" hub. Only slightly better than duct-tape-and-a-prayer.

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