Welcome to Black Hole Suites, the luxury space hotel where you can project your soul into another dimension for a truly transcendent experience.
Choose your preferred black hole suite:
Don't have a spaceship? No worries, we'll provide one. Don't have an exit strategy? Don't worry, we'll provide that too. (Just kidding, you'll still get lost in space)
Side effects of our services may include, but are not limited to: