Welcome to the Black Hole Syndrome Support Group

Are you experiencing symptoms of gravitational collapse, space-time distortion, or existential dread? You're not alone.

We're here to provide a safe space for you to share your experiences, ask questions, and receive support from fellow sufferers.

Our Mission

We're a 501(c)(3) registered organization dedicated to raising awareness about the psychological effects of being trapped in a black hole.

We're working tirelessly to provide resources, workshops, and online forums for those affected by Black Hole Syndrome.

Meet Our Team

Meet our Space Cadet Advisor, who's been living in a black hole for over 10 years!

Our Quantum Philosopher is here to help you find meaning in the void.

Resources

Survival Tips from those who've been there

Express yourself through art

Join Our Community

Share your story, ask for help, or just chat with others who understand.

Disclaimer

Please note that we're not responsible for any physical or mental harm caused by our content. Black Hole Syndrome is not actually real, but it's a great conversation starter.

We're just a bunch of weirdos who like to have fun with science and existential dread.

(Note: The subpages linked are just fictional examples of what you could create next, if you wanted to continue the site's narrative.)