**BLACK TRUNK: THE ULTIMATE ACCESSORY EMPIORIUM

A golden toilet, but not just any golden toilet. This one has extra space for your wallet to cry in.

A black box that's black, because, you know, that's what you want.

A helmet that's so invisible, you'll forget you're wearing it. Unless you're a wizard, then you'll just look confused.

A device that's so quiet, you'll wonder if it's even working.