Welcome to Black Hole Bourbon, where the whiskey flows like the void of space

Here, you can find the finest selection of bourbon, carefully crafted for the discerning space traveler.

Our bottles are filled with liquid darkness, aged to perfection in the heart of a black hole.

But be warned, once you take a sip, there's no turning back. You'll be drawn into the abyss of addiction, never to return.

Our Specialties:

• Gravitational Pull - Our most intense whiskey, strong enough to warp the fabric of space-time.
• Quantum Fizz - A fizzy, fizzi drink that'll make you question the nature of reality.
• Singularity Sour - A tart, tangy drink that'll leave you feeling like you're being pulled apart at the seams.

Events:

We host regular events, including:

• Black Hole Bash - Join us for a night of bourbon, space rock, and existential crisis.
• Stellar Slurp - Come for the free samples, stay for the existential dread.