BLACK HOLE ALERTS
Get ready, space traveler, for the cosmic crisis line that is about to disrupt your galaxy.
Latest Alerts:
Event Horizon Garbage Collection Alert: 42 million tons of cosmic trash detected in the vicinity of Cygnus X-1
Quantum Fluctuation Food Panic: Inexplicable shortage of quasiparticles detected in the vicinity of the Crab Nebula
Wormhole Travel Bulletin: Discounted space travel deals available on select routes through the Oort Cloud
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