Black Hole Heated Soles: Where Your Feet Go to Melt

Welcome to Black Hole Heated Soles, where the intense gravity warps your socks into a vortex of style!

Our patented technology creates a gravitational anomaly that warps your footwear into a swirling, heated mess.

Perfect for: Fashionistas, Physics Enthusiasts, People who hate ironing.

Disclaimer: We're not actually affiliated with any reputable physics institution. Probably.