Welcome to the Black Hole Directory, where all your voids are accounted for.

Popular Black Holes

• Silhouette of Sadness - A black hole so dense, it'll suck the joy out of you.
• Void of Emptiness - Because who needs anything, really?
• Gravitational Sadness - Where the fabric of space-time is just a tease.

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