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Dear Ex's Mom's Cousin's Husband,
I heard you're still trying to get in my business.
Sincerely,
You Should Really Leave Me Alone
For when your ex's mom's cousin's husband is just too much.
Dear Ex's Mom's Cousin's Husband,
I heard you're still trying to get in my business.
Sincerely,
You Should Really Leave Me Alone
I just wanted to drop you a line and let you know that I'm doing just fine.
No need to respond or anything, I just thought you should know.
Sincerely,
I Couldn't Care Less
Oh, by the way, great job on the divorce. I hear it was super amicable.
Really, it's not like I had anything to say or anything.
Sincerely,
You Really Showed Up for the Debate
I was just wondering if you're still paying your taxes on time.
Just a thought.
Sincerely,
I Was Just Checking In
Oh, by the way, great job on the new haircut!
I hear it really brings out the grey.
Sincerely,
That Is So Unnatural
Do you have any Greyhounds I can borrow?
Just thought I'd ask, no big deal if you say no.
Sincerely,
Loan Me a Hound
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