Welcome to Blame Game Central, where the art of assigning blame is an art form. We're not saying you're a bad person, but... actually, that's exactly what we're saying.
Our expert team of Blame Engineers are on hand to assign blame for every little thing. Want to blame your cat for not doing its job? Done. Need to shift the responsibility for that one weird smell in the fridge onto someone else? No problem. We've got you covered.
But wait, there's more! Our state-of-the-art Blame-o-Matic 3000 (patent pending) uses advanced algorithms and questionable science to pinpoint the exact moment when everything went wrong.
Visit our Blametracker to see the latest developments in Blame Game technology.
Learn more about our Blame Policy and how it affects you.