Welcome, fellow veggie enthusiasts, to the top-secret headquarters of the Blan-Vegetables Bond Issue, where the world's most suave and sophisticated spies serve the world's tastiest beets.
Our team of highly-trained, highly-vegetarian agents have been tasked with the mission of infiltrating the world's most secure salad bars, gathering intel on the latest in radish research, and serving up the most devastatingly delicious beet-based cocktails.
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