Vegetable Clone Library FAQ

What is a Vegetable Clone Library?

Our Vegetable Clone Library is a place where we grow the most exotic and rarest of vegetables, but instead of eating them, we clone them. It's like a never-ending supply of fresh vegetables, but with more... duplication.

Why do we clone vegetables? How do I request a vegetable clone? What is the deal with clone maintenance?

Why Clone Vegetables?

Well, have you ever tried to eat a carrot and it was just a little too crunchy? Or a beet that was a little too... beety? Our clones are perfect. They're like the vegetables your grandma used to make, but without the risk of grandma's questionable cooking habits.

What kind of vegetables do you offer?

We've got the classics: carrots, beets, lettuce, and more. But we're also working on some more exotic clones: dragon's breath peppers, ghost peppers, and even cloned durian fruit. Don't worry, it's still a work in progress.

Is it safe to eat cloned vegetables?

Absolutely! Our clones are grown with the finest technology and the utmost care. They're practically genetically identical to the originals, but with a few extra features: they're resistant to disease, pests, and the occasional apocalypse.