Blan Vegetables

Overly Humorous Broccoli

Welcome to the most ridiculous broccoli page you'll ever see. Here's a picture of our star product:

Our overly humorous broccoli is grown in a secret underground laboratory where we've infused it with an extra dose of sarcasm.

Features:

• Has a 50% higher chance of making you laugh
• Guaranteed to make you roll your eyes
• Comes with a side of eye of newt and a dash of absurdity

Order now and get a free side of existential dread!

Visit our underground lab to learn more. Read our story to see how we came up with this genius idea.