Deep in the heart of the Blan Vegetables Underground Lab, our team of experts has been cultivating the rarest, most mystical herbs known to human civilization.
From the legendary 'Eye of Newt' to the enigmatic 'Dragon's Breath', our collection of herbs has been sought after by alchemists, sorcerers, and mad scientists for centuries.
We're not just talking about any ordinary herbs, mind you. These babies are said to grant the consumer temporary invincibility, teleportation, and an unrelenting desire to wear plaid pants.
But be warned, these herbs come with a steep price tag. And not just in gold or silver, but in the currency of your most cherished relationships and your will to live a normal life.
If you're feeling brave, click below to learn more about our most prized possessions: