Welcome to the Blan-vegetables Underground Lab, where the boundaries of vegetable science are pushed to their most absurd extremes.
Here, our team of brilliant (or is it deranged?) scientists have been experimenting with the most unlikely of vegetables, pushing the laws of physics, biology, and culinary arts to their limits.
We've been trying to create a self-sustaining tomato tornado, where the tomato itself becomes the generator and the tornado its own fuel source. It's a work in progress, but so far, it's just a bunch of squished tomatoes.
We've been cross-breeding carrots with pineapples, and the results are... interesting.
Want to join the madness? Apply to be a lab assistant