Blan-vegetables: Underground Lab

Where Science meets Madness

Welcome to the Blan-vegetables Underground Lab, where the boundaries of vegetable science are pushed to their most absurd extremes.

Here, our team of brilliant (or is it deranged?) scientists have been experimenting with the most unlikely of vegetables, pushing the laws of physics, biology, and culinary arts to their limits.

Current Experiment: The Great Tomato Tornado

We've been trying to create a self-sustaining tomato tornado, where the tomato itself becomes the generator and the tornado its own fuel source. It's a work in progress, but so far, it's just a bunch of squished tomatoes.

Check for updates on our progress

Experimental Vegetable Variations

We've been cross-breeding carrots with pineapples, and the results are... interesting.

See our most recent creations

Want to join the madness? Apply to be a lab assistant