Salad of Shame

Lettuce as a Substitute for Anything

Because, why not? It's all the same thing, right?

Ladies and gentlemen, put down your forks. In a shocking turn of events, the great minds at Salad of Shame have declared that lettuce can be used as a suitable substitute for:

• Rice
• Quinoa
• Almonds
• Avocado
• Tomato
• Beef
• Pork
• Cheetos
• Bread

Substitute Rice Substitute Quinoa Substitute Almonds Substitute Avocado Substitute Tomato Substitute Beef Substitute Pork Substitute Cheetos Substitute Bread

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