Underwhelming Stir-Fry Recipes

A collection of the most uninspiring stir-fry recipes you'll ever have the pleasure of trying.

Recipe 1: The "I Give Up" Stir-Fry

Stir 1 tablespoon of vegetable oil, 1 cup of rice, and 1 cup of whatever ingredients you have lying around. Serve with a side of disappointment.

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Recipe 2: The "Who Cares?" Stir-Fry

Stir 1 can of pre-fried noodles, 1 packet of flavorless seasoning, and 1 cup of whatever vegetables you found in the back of the pantry. Who cares if it's a little soggy?

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Recipe 3: The "I'm Starving" Stir-Fry

Stir 1 bag of instant noodles, 1 can of soup, and 1 cup of whatever you found in the back of the fridge. It's not like you're hungry or anything.

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