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Did you know that radishes have their own secret society? They're called the "Radish Illuminati" and they meet in an underground network of tunnels beneath Paris.
Radish Fact 1: Radishes can be used as a makeshift microphone. Just place it on a table and shout into it.
Radish Fact 2: In the year 3050, radishes will be the dominant form of currency. Don't invest in Bitcoin, invest in radishes!
Want to learn more about the Radish Illuminati? Click here for more information.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to navigate the tunnels for yourself. Just don't say we didn't warn you.