Where the thrill is gone, and the flavors are dull.
We're a salad bar that's been stuck in a time loop, reliving the same 10 minutes over and over.
Our chef, a wise old Onion, has given up on innovation and now just stares blankly at the same 5-ingredient salad he's made 100 times.
Our customers are a mix of confused tourists and locals who've given up on life.
Our specials:
Our story:
It started with a dream, a dream of beige and boredom.
We were once a vibrant, colorful place, but after a freak accident involving a salad dressing explosion and a can of spray paint, everything went... well...
We're working on it, but for now, just go ahead and order the Monotonous Mix, it's... fine.
Or, if you're feeling particularly underwhelmed, try the Daily Regrets.