Bean-i-us Maximus

Welcome to the most uninspiring, the most underwhelming, the most utterly forgettable vegetable in the history of horticulture: Bean-i-us Maximus. Our bean is not just a bean, but a lifestyle.

• Meet Bean-Brother, the bean that's almost as exciting as a plain cracker.
• Our Stealth Broccoli, because even broccoli can be dull if you try hard enough.

We're not just a vegetable, we're a movement. Join us and find out what it means to be truly unremarkable.