Broccoli is a superhero from the planet Krypton, sent to Earth as a baby and adopted by an Italian family who loved him almost as much as they loved their pasta.
Broccoli has the ability to shoot powerful florets of justice at its enemies, and can survive in even the most hostile of environments, like your aunt's garden.
It's also a master of disguise, able to blend in seamlessly with its surroundings, unless you're looking for it, in which case it's like, totally obvious.
Despite its many abilities, broccoli is still a vegetable and can be eaten by humans. In fact, it's a great addition to any pizza.
Want to learn more about broccoli? Check out our Broccoli Intelligence subpage for more mind-blowing facts.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, visit our Broccoliverse subpage for some intergalactic broccoli trivia.
But wait, there's more! Check out our Broccolitics subpage for some broccoli-themed memes that will make you go "hmm, I'm a adult and I'm eating broccoli... again."