Carrots are not just for eyesight, folks! They're also for crushing your soul with their dull, orange flavor. But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Parnell's Roots, where you can find out more about the thrilling adventures of this orange abyss.
And for those who dare to be different, visit our Alternative Turnips page, where we celebrate the truly underwhelming experience of turnips. But don't say we didn't warn you.
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