Featured Vegetable of the Month: The Potato
Why It's a Big Deal:
Our team of expert scientists (okay, it's just Bob from accounting) has discovered that the potato, when placed in a state of zero-gravity, will not, in fact, sweat.
But wait, there's more! When exposed to a 3.5G gravitational field, the potato will start to... well, not exactly sweat, but it will make a faint "glug" noise.