Welcome, citizen, to the Bland Vegetables of the Multiverse! Where the thrill of the ordinary is the ultimate adventure.
Here, the carrots are not just orange, they're beige. The lettuce is not just green, it's pale gray. And the peas are not just sweet, they're... well, they're just okay.
Join us on our quest for the most unremarkable, the most underwhelming, the most thoroughly uninteresting vegetables in the Multiverse!
What's the blandest of them all?
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