Membership Application

Are you ready to join the exclusive club of vegetables who are so bland, they're practically invisible? Apply now and receive:

• Unlimited access to the annual Bland Vegetable Bake Sale
• A 20% discount on all purchases at the Bland Vegetable Emporium
• A complimentary subscription to the Bland Vegetable Times magazine

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