Our Secret Recipe for Silver Disappointment

Warning: this recipe is not actually good for you.

Ingredients:

- 1/4 cup of regret

- 1/2 cup of despair

- 1 tablespoon of disappointment

- 1 teaspoon of sadness

Instructions:

1. Preheat your heartbreak to 350 degrees.
2. Mix all the ingredients in a bowl, then pour into a pit of despair.
3. Stir counterclockwise for 5 minutes while listening to elevator music.
4. Serve cold.

We recommend serving with a side of existential crisis.