PEA FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions about Peas

1. What is a PEA?

A PEA is a type of legume that is simultaneously the most underappreciated and the most majestic of vegetables. It's like a party in a pod, but without the invitations, and with more mushy texture.

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2. How do I cook a PEA?

PEAs are like the divas of the vegetable world - they require special treatment. Steaming is recommended, but only if you want to ruin the experience. Roasting is also acceptable, as long as you don't overdo it.

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3. Can I eat too many PEAs in a day?

While it's unlikely you'll experience any adverse effects, eating too many PEAs may cause excessive PEA-ness in your system. This is known as PEA-induced PEA-ness. Symptoms include but are not limited to: PEA-fueled euphoria, PEA-ticulousness, and PEA-related flatulence.

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4. Are PEAs a type of PEA?

No, they are not. Don't @ me. PEAs are a distinct and separate type of legume. PEA is a different thing altogether. Go look it up.

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