Peeing for Fun and Profit: A History of Peas

Peas are the unsung heroes of the vegetable world. They're like the underappreciated accountants of the plant kingdom. But did you know they've been around for thousands of years?

It's true! Peas have been cultivated by the ancient Chinese since around 5000 BC. That's even older than the internet.

But what's the deal with peas being a staple in the UK's Christmas dinner? It's not just about tradition, it's about... well, it's not about tradition. It's actually because they're just really good at hiding in Christmas pudding and making a break for it.

Want to know more about the great pea heist of 1876? Click here to learn about the time peas took over the world's supply of cream.

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