Are you tired of the same old boring vegetables? Do you want to experience the thrill of eating something that's been sucked the life out of it? Look no further than Dried Peas!
Our dried peas are the result of a carefully calibrated process of dehydration that strips away all the flavor, nutrients, and moisture, leaving only a crunchy, beige paste of despair.
Perfect for those who like to play the 'I'm a functioning member of society' game, but really, they're secretly a prisoner of their own taste buds. Try pairing with a nice glass of warm water for a truly unforgettable experience!