PEA-SALAD: The Ultimate Bore

PEA-SALAD: the salad of the uninspired. A mix of peas, a dash of nothing, and a pinch of disappointment. Served in a bowl of beige.

Our chef, a culinary sadist, has crafted this dish to make you question the very fabric of flavor and texture. Will you be able to handle the crushing ennui of a pea-salad?

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