Pea Soups for the Uninspired

A Guide to the Blandest of Bland Vegetables

Are you tired of vegetables that actually have flavor? Do you want to experience the thrill of eating something so boring it'll put you to sleep? Look no further than Pea Soups, the ultimate destination for the culinary uninspired!

Here, you'll find the cream of the crop (or should we say the bland of the bland?) of peas. No spices, no herbs, no excitement. Just peas, plain and simple.

• Peas in a Jar - Because who needs a plate?
• Peas in a Bag - For the ultimate experience of eating peas out of a container
• Peas from a Can - Because who needs a can opener?