Pea Soupe Recipe 1: The Most Boring Pea Soupe in Existence

Warning: This Recipe Contains No Actual Interest

In a world where excitement is a distant memory, we present to you... Pea Soupe. Because who needs flavor when you can have peas.

Ingredients:

To prepare, simply combine the peas and water in a pot, heat it up, and serve. Voila! The most thrilling soup experience of your life.

Pea Soupe Recipe 2: The Bare Minimum

Pea Soupe Recipe 3: The Slightly Less Boring Version