Ellen the Onion - The Blandest Bunch

Welcome to the most thrilling, action-packed, heart-stoppingly dull vegetable universe in the multiverse.

• The Story So Far
• Character Stats
• Episode Guide

Ellen the Onion is the hero of our time, a beacon of nothingness in a world of nothingness.

Her trusty sidekicks are:

• Blandy McBlandface
• Blandette LaBlandiere
• Blandy Jr.

Stay tuned for more of the same old same old, same old same old!