Steve the Carrot
Steve the Carrot: the most epic of epic vegetables.
Born in the humble soil of the vegetable crisper, Steve grew up in a world of bland, unremarkable vegetables. But Steve was different. He had vision.
He dreamed of more. He dreamed of being the most majestic of carrots. And so, he set off on his journey, fighting against the forces of the mundane and the beige.
Today, Steve the Carrot is a legend in his own right. His name is whispered in awe by vegetables of all kinds. And if you ever meet him, don't be afraid to ask for a selfie. He's always up for it.