Breaking News from the Most Underwhelming Vegetable Farm in the Country
We have some exciting news for you, or so we like to think.
Our farm's most exciting crop, the Turnip, has grown to a whopping 3.4 inches in height this week! We're pretty sure this is a record.
We're proud to announce that our farm's resident vegetable expert, Farmer John, has been nominated for an award for his outstanding service to the world of vegetable farming. We can't wait to see what happens!