Beans R Us: Where the Bland Meets the Bold

Located in the heart of Nowheresville, USA, Beans R Us is the premier destination for all your boring vegetable needs.

We specialize in the most unassuming, uninspired, and unexciting vegetables you've ever seen!

Come for the monotony, stay for the utter lack of excitement.

We have a wide variety of:

• Plain white beans in a 5-gallon bucket
• Brown, slightly-browned beans in a 3-gallon bucket
• Green beans that are, well, just kind of there

Peas are Just Okay | Carrots are Pretty Cool | Lettuce is Boring

Don't forget to ask about our special promotion on 2-for-1 bland vegetable deals!

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