This one's a real snooze fest. It's about peas in a literal oven.
This one's a real thrill ride. It's just peas standing in a desert, sweating.
This one's a real hipster. It's about peas being the new bacon, because, you know, they're just like bacon but less smoky.
This one's a real page-turner. It's about peas in a vacation rental, where the peas just kinda sit there and look at you.