Subpage 1: The Unexciting History of Bland Vegetables
You are now in the thrilling world of vegetables that will put you to sleep in an instant.

Meet the hero of our story: the plain cracker. Learn more about Plain Cracker's Epic Quest for the Flavorless.

We also have the infamous "I'm a little bit better than plain cracker" Carrot. Find out how it tried to impress everyone with its subtle orange hue.

And don't forget the majestic Broccoli of Despair, who lost its battle with the dreaded Bland Sauce. Discover the tale of its crushing defeat.

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