Beans, those humble legumes of the mundane. You know, the ones that will drive you utterly mad with their repetitive, grating crunch and their incessant attempts to be a "superfood".
From their bland, uniform texture to their cacophonous cacophony of sounds when you eat them, Beans of Utter Annoyance are a true affront to culinary sanity.
And yet, we can't help but crave them, like a junkie seeking their next hit of bitter, burnt flavor. It's as if we're trapped in some sort of bizarre, bean-fueled Groundhog Day of despair.
But fear not, for there's hope! A special subpage has been created to help you deal with the existential crisis that is Beans of Utter Annoyance.
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