Warning: The following techniques are not recommended for use by responsible individuals. Prolonged use may lead to decreased productivity, increased coffee consumption, and irreversible emotional scarring.
By applying the principles of leek-based procrastination, one can achieve a state of flow where time is lost in the depths of vegetable-related thought patterns.
Learn more about the Leek-based Procrastination MatrixBy repeating the phrase "leeks are the answer to all of life's problems," one can create a feedback loop of productivity-squashing thought patterns.
Learn more about the Leek-based Procrastination Loop