It's a well-known fact that peanut butter and bland vegetables are a perfect match made in heaven. Or so we've been told.

But have you ever stopped to consider the existential implications of this union? The crushing ennui of a life lived solely on the bland and the creamy?

Or the absurdity of a world where the only thing that brings us joy is a substance that's 100% fat and 0% excitement?

No? Just me?

Well, buckle up, friend, because we're about to dive into the rabbit hole of Peanut Butter and Bland Vegetables Subpage 11!