Subpage 15: The Great Bland Vegetable Uprising
The Uninspired, yet Fierce, Rebellion
The world was never going to end up in a catastrophic nuclear war, but the forces of boredom and apathy were gathering on the horizon. It was only a matter of time before the blandest of vegetables rose up against their human oppressors.
It started with the Carrot, the humble hero of the movement. Its orange hue and lumpy shape struck fear into the hearts of even the most seasoned of consumers.
Join the uprising, and discover a world where the only thing more exciting than a beige color is a slightly less beige color.