Welcome to the most boring, yet mesmerizing collection of songs about celery!
Learn about celery history, a thrilling tale of stalks and sticks.
Listen to the ancient prophecies of our ancestors.
1. "Stalkin' in the Night" by Celery McCeleryface
2. "Crunchy Rhapsody" by The Celery Players
3. "Celery in the Morning" by The Daily Greens
Did you know that celery is the perfect snack for a 3am pizza party?
Or that it can be used as a makeshift drumstick in a pinch?
Or that the world's largest celery stalk was 12.5 feet long?