Welcome to Celery Songs, where the music is as dull as the vegetables that inspired it. Enjoy our selection of songs about the most exciting thing that's ever happened to a salad: celery!
We're a group of music critics who couldn't find any good music to listen to, so we wrote some songs about boring vegetables. Join us in our desperate search for something, anything, that's even remotely interesting.
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