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Why was the green bean so sad? Because it was in a pod, but it was feeling a little steamed.
Why did the green bean go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little bean there!
What did the green bean say to the other green bean? "You're always bean-ing so close to me!"
Why did the green bean join a band? Because it was a natural harmony!
Why did the green bean go to the gym? To get some bean-curl!
Why did the green bean go on a date? Because it was a bean-utiful evening!
Why did the green bean get kicked out of the movie theater? Because it was caught bean-ing in the aisle!
Why did the green bean go to the doctor? Because it had a little bean-itis!
Why did the green bean get kicked out of the bar? Because it was caught bean-ing too much!