Lettuce Spa Day
Where the Crunchy and the Wilted Come to Unwind
Are you tired of being a boring, leafy green? Do you yearn for a day of pampering, sans-pests? Look no further than Lettuce Spa Day! Our expert staff of crunchy masseuses will work their magic to make you feel like a crisp, fresh head of lettuce once more.
Services
- Crunch Therapy: Let us help you work through your emotional baggage, one crunchy bite at a time.
- Leafy Facials: Our soothing, leafy green facials will make you shine like a head of fresh lettuce on the salad bar.
- Lettuce Wrapping: We'll wrap you in a warm, crunchy hug to help you feel loved and adored.
Special Offers
Book now and receive a free side of ranch dressing with your spa day! Limited time offer. Not valid on Wednesdays, when we're closed for lettuce maintenance.
Or, book our "Lettuce-fully" package, which includes:
- A 30-minute massage with one of our expert, crunchy masseuses
- A complimentary side salad with your choice of toppings
- A personalized, hand-written certificate of completion, signed by our head of lettuce, Dr. Romaine