You've stumbled upon the infamous Mashed Beans of Boredom, a culinary abomination born from the depths of despair. This is what happens when you take a bean, any bean, and mash it into an unrecognizable pulp.
Bean Soup of Despair Bean Paste of BoredomWarning: Consuming Mashed Beans of Boredom may lead to increased risk of existential crisis, spontaneous napping, or irreversible boredom.