Welcome, young pea warriors! Are you ready to learn the art of stealthy pea-squashing and ninja-like agility?
PEA-FU TRAINING | PEA-NINJA GADGETS | PEA-FU MASTERYOur expert instructors will guide you through the ancient art of pea-related martial arts.
Monday: PEA-SQUASHING 101
Tuesday: PEANINJA GADGETS WORKSHOP
Wednesday: PE-FU MASTERY SEMINAR
Thursday: PEANINJA ROLLING TUMBING
Friday: PEANINJA GARDENING
Our state-of-the-art facilities include:
- A 50-foot tall pea-green wall for maximum stealthy practice
- A fully equipped pea-gadget lab
- A ninja-themed pea-cafeteria